Behold the Most Terrifying Culinary Creation Of All Time

#AceFoodNews says instead of a “Turkey or Duck” this Christmas try a terrifying new combination of ” Turducken or tofurkey” whatever next #ChristmasFayre


Turducken and tofurkey are so over. Say hello to the coolest (and, frankly, most terrifying) new food-combination trend: the Cthuken (also known as a Cthurkey). Before we explain to you what exactly a Cthuken is, you just need to look at it:

Okay, sorry, we know that was utterly horrifying and nothing will ever be the same again. Twitter user Damana Madden posted the image on Twitter this week and, not surprisingly, it went viral, because look at it. Gothamist got to the bottom of this and found that it was actually crafted two years ago by a guy in Texas named Rusty Eulberg. The name is a reference to horror writer H. P. Lovecraft’s bizarre creature “Cthulhu.” Here’s the story:

According to Eulberg, he and wife Jennifer Robledo “wanted to do something unique for Christmas dinner with friends of ours. Jenny is a big fan of Cthulhu so we went and bought some…

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